Falco Cubic Man vs Robot: On a fine Tuesday, a robot named RX-77 received a letter from the HR department of "Cubic Technologies Corporation" that read: "Your position has been eliminated. A cubic man has been hired in your place. He's cheaper, eats less, and doesn't have a union." The robot fell into an existential crisis but quickly moved to action — he armed himself with a soldering iron, charged his batteries to 100%, and set off for revenge. Now, across infinite orange platforms, not one but two heroes run: yellow Falco, who jumps as if he has springs instead of legs, and RX-77, who chases him with the facial expression people usually wear when standing in line at the tax office. Falco collects golden cubes, which are rumored to be the last cryptocurrency remaining after Bitcoin's collapse. The red cube enemies are the robot's former colleagues who were also laid off and now take revenge on everyone. Green portals lead to the next level, where Falco will jump again because that's all he knows how to do. The robot has learned to jump over gaps, climb obstacles, and even makes sounds resembling human ones when falling into the abyss. Procedural level generation creates an endless stream of platforms, like a conveyor belt in the factory where RX-77 once worked before being replaced. The music plays so cheerfully, as if it's the soundtrack to a corporate party where everyone's already drunk but won't stop dancing. Falco has already put on his orange boots, stretched, and said: "Today I'll definitely beat him." The robot has already charged his batteries and thought: "Today I'll definitely break him." The strongest will win. Or the one who jumps better.